Bumper Stickers

[Vaquero]

18. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!"

17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are a jerk.

16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

15. The proctologist called...they found your head.

14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me."

7. Heart Attacks..God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. This one is for L_G, hehe.

5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you..

4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

2. Hang up and drive!!

AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!!

1. Welcome to America...now speak English


RP

[BrokenolMarine]

Brainwashing some folks wouldn't take much soap

My kid is on the wrong dean's list

[RanchRoper]

Along same lines I did see a woman in a high end Mercedes one time with the license plate "WAS HIS".

Ouch.

[Rifletom]

"Do not wash vehicle... dirt test in progress."

[markiver54]

" If they call it Tourist Season, why can't we shoot em "
Actually saw that one locally...we get lots here.

[dddrees]

" If they call it Tourist Season, why can't we shoot em "
Actually saw that one locally...we get lots here.

So on one hand I can understand the feeling but on the other I just can't get over how stupid someone can possibly be. So what the sticker is saying is a significant portion of your economy depends on them yet your doing your best to make them feel extremely unwelcome and drive them away.

[markiver54]

" If they call it Tourist Season, why can't we shoot em "
Actually saw that one locally...we get lots here.

So on one hand I can understand the feeling but on the other I just can't get over how stupid someone can possibly be. So what the sticker is saying is a significant portion of your economy depends on them yet your doing your best to make them feel extremely unwelcome and drive them away.

Dan,
Although, not to be taken literally, there is a reason for that sentiment by some around here of which I could give you a whole list.
Certainly tourism can help an economy, but not always the case.
Would be happy to explain via PM if it bothers you, or you're just curious. Reasons can be somewhat political, so we won't discuss it here.

[RanchRoper]

" If they call it Tourist Season, why can't we shoot em "
Actually saw that one locally...we get lots here.

So on one hand I can understand the feeling but on the other I just can't get over how stupid someone can possibly be. So what the sticker is saying is a significant portion of your economy depends on them yet your doing your best to make them feel extremely unwelcome and drive them away.

Dan,
Although, not to be taken literally, there is a reason for that sentiment by some around here of which I could give you a whole list.
Certainly tourism can help an economy, but not always the case.
Would be happy to explain via PM if it bothers you, or you're just curious. Reasons can be somewhat political, so we won't discuss it here.

Thank you.

[Vaquero]

Along same lines I did see a woman in a high end Mercedes one time with the license plate "WAS HIS".

Ouch.

RR, once saw an Infinity SUV
Right over the license plate is the insignia
Infinity
An B on

Looked cool.

RP

[Vaquero]

" If they call it Tourist Season, why can't we shoot em "
Actually saw that one locally...we get lots here.

So on one hand I can understand the feeling but on the other I just can't get over how stupid someone can possibly be. So what the sticker is saying is a significant portion of your economy depends on them yet your doing your best to make them feel extremely unwelcome and drive them away.

Dan,
Although, not to be taken literally, there is a reason for that sentiment by some around here of which I could give you a whole list.
Certainly tourism can help an economy, but not always the case.
Would be happy to explain via PM if it bothers you, or you're just curious. Reasons can be somewhat political, so we won't discuss it here.

Mark I know what your talkin about.
Had a friend down in Fla.
Said the local government cared more about the tourist than the residents.

RP

[tunnug]

Saw this on a huge RV " I get 6 MPG, not bad for a house".

[RanchRoper]

So on one hand I can understand the feeling but on the other I just can't get over how stupid someone can possibly be. So what the sticker is saying is a significant portion of your economy depends on them yet your doing your best to make them feel extremely unwelcome and drive them away.

Dan,
Although, not to be taken literally, there is a reason for that sentiment by some around here of which I could give you a whole list.
Certainly tourism can help an economy, but not always the case.
Would be happy to explain via PM if it bothers you, or you're just curious. Reasons can be somewhat political, so we won't discuss it here.

Mark I know what your talkin about.
Had a friend down in Fla.
Said the local government cared more about the tourist than the residents.

RP

Well that didn't work out so well for the Mayor in Jaws....

[dddrees]

" If they call it Tourist Season, why can't we shoot em "
Actually saw that one locally...we get lots here.

So on one hand I can understand the feeling but on the other I just can't get over how stupid someone can possibly be. So what the sticker is saying is a significant portion of your economy depends on them yet your doing your best to make them feel extremely unwelcome and drive them away.

Dan,
Although, not to be taken literally, there is a reason for that sentiment by some around here of which I could give you a whole list.
Certainly tourism can help an economy, but not always the case.
Would be happy to explain via PM if it bothers you, or you're just curious. Reasons can be somewhat political, so we won't discuss it here.

I trust that there may very well be some good reasons. If you have the time and don't mind I wouldn't mind reading what you have to say and potentially learning something new.

Thanks for the offer,

Dan

[cooperhawk]

" If they call it Tourist Season, why can't we shoot em "
Actually saw that one locally...we get lots here.

So on one hand I can understand the feeling but on the other I just can't get over how stupid someone can possibly be. So what the sticker is saying is a significant portion of your economy depends on them yet your doing your best to make them feel extremely unwelcome and drive them away.

Dan,
Although, not to be taken literally, there is a reason for that sentiment by some around here of which I could give you a whole list.
Certainly tourism can help an economy, but not always the case.
Would be happy to explain via PM if it bothers you, or you're just curious. Reasons can be somewhat political, so we won't discuss it here.

Good Lord! We say many thing in jest that are not meant to be taken literally. You sir would go crazy if you were around me for a day. I would see to it.

[markiver54]

Great Dan, I will respond. I want to do so on my wife's full size keyboard though. I use a 9 inch tablet and touch screen. She types very quickly and hopefully she will do so for me in about 1/10 of the time.
WILL send you a PM as soon as she is available.
I appreciate your willingness to listen and consider!

[Vaquero]

Ok, saw this one earlier

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RP

[markiver54]

Love it!

[Vaquero]

The wife and I were at the local drag strip last night.
Saw this on a Mustang

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RP

[The Wiz]

"I brake for animals, sometimes for humans."