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wingnut
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by wingnut » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:03 pm
Soaps for the manly man:
Manly smelling soap isn’t the most gun related product announcement you’ll see on TFB, but keeping you aware of products that exude gunnery counts, right? Perhaps you’ve been looking for something to replace your Hoppe’s No. 9 makeshift cologne that your significant other has been complaining about. Outlaw Soaps create a variety of western themed soaps. The “Blazing Saddles” bar is said to smell of soft leather, gunpowder and sandalwood. Outlaw Soaps describes it:
“What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like a goldern American hero.
In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest gosh darn thing you can imagine, and then about 12 times sexier than that.
An Outlaw is too old for ‘Axe’ and too young for ‘Old Spice.’ Too old for rot-gut whiskey and too young to give up whiskey outright.
This soap could be used by the kind of cowboys that other cowboys sing about. This soap is the kind of cologne that makes married men late for work. This signature scent will turn your day into a celebration of every. darn. reason you woke up this morning: because you have Things to Do.”
The Blazing Saddles soap is listed on Outlaw Soaps’ website for $8 per bar, or less depending on how many you buy. The listed ingredients are: coconut oil, avocado oil, caster oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil and coloring.
https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/201 ... d-leather/
Yep, I just had to share.

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markiver54
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by markiver54 » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:17 pm
Alrighty then....

don't really think I need any.

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Cofisher
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by Cofisher » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:22 pm
Mmmmm...I wanna smell like an outlaw. Wait, I can still shower, right?
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by markiver54 » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:26 pm
Cofisher wrote:Mmmmm...I wanna smell like an outlaw. Wait, I can still shower, right?
The shower will keep ya smell'n like that outlaw! Better order a bunch...JK

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markiver54
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by markiver54 » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:31 pm
Think I'll just empty one of my 500 shells, sprinkle it over me, then spritz myself with Balistol. Then not shower.

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Cofisher
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by Cofisher » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:37 pm
Yeah, that'll work. Hoping to meet Annie Oakley?
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by markiver54 » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:49 pm
Cofisher wrote:Yeah, that'll work. Hoping to meet Annie Oakley?
Not sure..

think I'll have my Henry with me though, never know what I'll attract!

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Mags
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by Mags » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:01 pm
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The Henry will be a gal magnet for sure!
markiver54 wrote:Cofisher wrote:Yeah, that'll work. Hoping to meet Annie Oakley?
Not sure..

think I'll have my Henry with me though, never know what I'll attract!

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by Mags » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:05 pm
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I got suckered into reading this. Thought it was going to be about Outlaw TV soap operas...

I've wondered when someone will be coming up with a Tire shop scent or a flat tire air scent.
wingnut wrote:Soaps for the manly man:
Manly smelling soap isn’t the most gun related product announcement you’ll see on TFB, but keeping you aware of products that exude gunnery counts, right? Perhaps you’ve been looking for something to replace your Hoppe’s No. 9 makeshift cologne that your significant other has been complaining about. Outlaw Soaps create a variety of western themed soaps. The “Blazing Saddles” bar is said to smell of soft leather, gunpowder and sandalwood. Outlaw Soaps describes it:
“What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like a goldern American hero.
In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest gosh darn thing you can imagine, and then about 12 times sexier than that.
An Outlaw is too old for ‘Axe’ and too young for ‘Old Spice.’ Too old for rot-gut whiskey and too young to give up whiskey outright.
This soap could be used by the kind of cowboys that other cowboys sing about. This soap is the kind of cologne that makes married men late for work. This signature scent will turn your day into a celebration of every. darn. reason you woke up this morning: because you have Things to Do.”
The Blazing Saddles soap is listed on Outlaw Soaps’ website for $8 per bar, or less depending on how many you buy. The listed ingredients are: coconut oil, avocado oil, caster oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil and coloring.
https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/201 ... d-leather/
Yep, I just had to share.

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by markiver54 » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:10 pm
Mags wrote:.
I got suckered into reading this. Thought it was going to be about Outlaw TV soap operas...

I've wondered when someone will be coming up with a Tire shop scent or a flat tire air scent.
wingnut wrote:Soaps for the manly man:
Manly smelling soap isn’t the most gun related product announcement you’ll see on TFB, but keeping you aware of products that exude gunnery counts, right? Perhaps you’ve been looking for something to replace your Hoppe’s No. 9 makeshift cologne that your significant other has been complaining about. Outlaw Soaps create a variety of western themed soaps. The “Blazing Saddles” bar is said to smell of soft leather, gunpowder and sandalwood. Outlaw Soaps describes it:
“What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like a goldern American hero.
In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest gosh darn thing you can imagine, and then about 12 times sexier than that.
An Outlaw is too old for ‘Axe’ and too young for ‘Old Spice.’ Too old for rot-gut whiskey and too young to give up whiskey outright.
This soap could be used by the kind of cowboys that other cowboys sing about. This soap is the kind of cologne that makes married men late for work. This signature scent will turn your day into a celebration of every. darn. reason you woke up this morning: because you have Things to Do.”
The Blazing Saddles soap is listed on Outlaw Soaps’ website for $8 per bar, or less depending on how many you buy. The listed ingredients are: coconut oil, avocado oil, caster oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil and coloring.
https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/201 ... d-leather/
Yep, I just had to share.


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wingnut
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by wingnut » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:41 pm
Mags wrote:.
I got suckered into reading this. Thought it was going to be about Outlaw TV soap operas...
So, you do a lot of day time "soaps" do ya?

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by Mistered » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:00 pm
I’m pushing two weeks without RUNNING water - I think I am getting the idea of what it was like for cowboys, pioneers and any manner of life before hot and cold valves!
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by Mags » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:12 pm
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No TV service, so no. I was thinking more like the ole Gunsmoke, Wagon Train, Bonanza, etc... (nice save you think?)
wingnut wrote:Mags wrote:.
I got suckered into reading this. Thought it was going to be about Outlaw TV soap operas...
So, you do a lot of day time "soaps" do ya?

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by markiver54 » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:19 pm
Mags wrote:.
No TV service, so no. I was thinking more like the ole Gunsmoke, Wagon Train, Bonanza, etc... (nice save you think?)
wingnut wrote:Mags wrote:.
I got suckered into reading this. Thought it was going to be about Outlaw TV soap operas...
So, you do a lot of day time "soaps" do ya?

Ahhh, now I feel better Mags, didn't really see you as a day time soap person

I do think ya might need some of that aroma therapy though...

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by Mags » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:23 pm
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Yup! I could use some of that there soap. Probably wait for the one that includes horse sweat though
markiver54 wrote:... I do think ya might need some of that aroma therapy though...

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by markiver54 » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:28 pm
Mags wrote:.
Yup! I could use some of that there soap. Probably wait for the one that includes horse sweat though
markiver54 wrote:... I do think ya might need some of that aroma therapy though...


and I mean that. My belly is starting to hurt!!!
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by Mags » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:34 pm
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I'll stop now so you don't bust a gut.
markiver54 wrote:Mags wrote:.
Yup! I could use some of that there soap. Probably wait for the one that includes horse sweat though
markiver54 wrote:... I do think ya might need some of that aroma therapy though...


and I mean that. My belly is starting to hurt!!!
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by RanchRoper » Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:52 am
Don't forget "Eau De Manure" or "Cow Pie"....2 of my favorites.
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by BrokenolMarine » Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:07 am
Tina makes all our soap, all natural, no harsh chemicals. Essential oils for any scents. She makes a lot of soap for her women friends. For us, the house soap is barely scented, lemon grass.
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