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Its So Cold That ______

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Its So Cold That ______

Post by JEBar » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:01 am

its so cold that I'm seeing fellow Walmart shoppers wearing two sets of pajamas ... ;)

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Post by Sir Henry » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:07 am

That is so tacky to wear two sets of pj's. I wear cotton long johns under one set of pj's when I go shopping.
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Post by RanchRoper » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:31 am

It's so cold I saw a chicken with a capon.

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Post by Abnermal » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:45 pm

I saw a dog froze to a fire hydrant!

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Post by Sir Henry » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:53 pm

I don't have to worry about antifreeze for my car. The last time I was in Texas I stopped at a lake and read a sign that said the lake never freezes. So I filled up my radiator. Even brought a jug back for my truck.
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Post by Les » Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:51 pm

RanchRoper wrote:It's so cold I saw a chicken with a capon.
:lol:

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Post by Bodanny » Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:05 pm

It's so cold here in Savannah my dog squatted to pee and now is sporting a 11 inch ----- ice cycle
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Post by clovishound » Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:12 pm

It's so cold here that that my campfire crawled into the sleeping bag with me.
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Post by BrokenolMarine » Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:11 pm

That's funny rhat there, I don't care who u r
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Post by TRock » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:00 am

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Post by daytime dave » Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:05 pm

The windchill here hit -30 f.
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Post by BigAl52 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:14 pm

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Post by BrokenolMarine » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:50 pm

^^^^^^^^^
That one instantly made me think of my daughter in OK.
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Post by Mr Bill » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:03 pm

"Our words froze solid. We had to take em in the bunkhouse and put em
in a frying pan to thaw out just to hear what we were sayin"

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Post by BrokenolMarine » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:02 pm

It was so cold that....
... When I went to meet my friend for lunch today, the windex in the cubby in the back of the truck door was FROZEN solid. :o Now that's cold. :lol:
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Post by clovishound » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:29 am

Well, it's so cold in south Florida, that iguanas are falling out of trees.

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Post by TRock » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:30 pm

"It's so cold that we had to cut the piano up for fire wood. We only got two chords."

Then to beat it all , when I was eating breakfast my corn flakes turned in to frosted flakes.

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Post by Cofisher » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:11 pm

Bah da bing!
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Post by TRock » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:29 pm

Cofisher wrote:Bah da bing!
LOL...When I saw your post, I thought about one of my favorite one liners from back in the day..When Groucho Marx said, " I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas , I don't know" . Made an old man laugh, Thank you. :D

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