Official Joke Thread: Dead man found at Bridge

[ArmyScout]

Today the Police found a dead man under the bridge. His mouth was stuffed full of corn flakes. The Police are calling it a cereal killing.

[Bish1309]

Sigh...

[daytime dave]

And I thought I understood and appreciated British humor...............................

[RetiredSeabee]

I don't know if this joke is corny.... wait yeah definitely corny.

[Jdl447]

[JCN]

Maybe time to open a forum for jokes as well?!?

[Sir Henry]

Maybe time to open a forum for jokes as well?!?

We need to have just one joke thread. In another forum the place got filled with joke threads and you couldn't find anything else.

[JCN]

Good call. Start the official joke thread!

[Sir Henry]

Good call. Start the official joke thread!

I forgot to name it the "official" joke thread.

[Sir Henry]

Are we going to milk this joke for everything its worth?

[1911ly]

Today the Police found a dead man under the bridge. His mouth was stuffed full of corn flakes. The Police are calling it a cereal killing.

I think the investigation was a little flakey.

Ok, I did start this

[ArmyScout]

Bubba and Billy joe go out Deer Hunting
All of a sudden Billy Joe accidently shoots Bubba.
Billy Joe drags Bubba back to the truck and rushes him to the hospital.
The doctor comes out and Billy Joe says doc: "Is Bubba gonna make it ??"
The Doc says "Well it doesn't look good, we'd have a better chance if you hadn't gutted him.

[RanchRoper]

The rancher's little boy Billy was late for school one day and the teacher asks why:
"Sorry I was late" says Billy, "I had to take the bull out to the cows."
"Can't your father do that?" says teacher
"Oh no" says Billy, "It has to be a bull."

[DWD445]

Sounds like the little Johnny jokes I've heard, RR, but most probably wouldn't pass as a G rating