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Old Woodsman's advice

Sit back and talk with friends. Same rules as before. Rule #1-Relax with friends on the front or back porch.
Rule #2-No Politics, religion or anything above a G level.
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Old Woodsman's advice

Post by Vaquero » Sat Jun 04, 2022 9:41 pm

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Re: Old Woodsman's advice

Post by Cofisher » Sat Jun 04, 2022 10:36 pm

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Re: Old Woodsman's advice

Post by dave77 » Sat Jun 04, 2022 11:57 pm

Or a Skunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTrXjnGGo7w

Whats surprising is it made it to #16 U.S. & #8 in Canada.

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Post by JEBar » Sun Jun 05, 2022 8:28 am

:D

:lol:

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Re: Old Woodsman's advice

Post by Hatchdog » Sun Jun 05, 2022 10:56 am

No possums around here but I could follow a Porcupine, I see many in the road having a “nap”. :lol:

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Post by cooperhawk » Sun Jun 05, 2022 2:02 pm

Old country boy's seven course meal. A road kill possum and a six pack.😋
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Re: Old Woodsman's advice

Post by dasmoeturhead » Sat Jun 11, 2022 10:03 am

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Re: Old Woodsman's advice

Post by The Happy Kaboomer » Sat Jun 11, 2022 9:55 pm

Lichens only grow on the north side of a tree.

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Re: Old Woodsman's advice

Post by Hatchdog » Sun Jun 12, 2022 9:57 am

The Happy Kaboomer wrote:
Sat Jun 11, 2022 9:55 pm
Lichens only grow on the north side of a tree.
And the Caribou know it which is why they always face south. :lol:

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Re: Old Woodsman's advice

Post by cooperhawk » Sat Jun 18, 2022 11:30 am

More than wisdom.....totally brilliant
China claims that corona virus came from an old bat, but Nancy Pelosi denies being involved.
Payday' candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.
If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug 100 million electric cars up at night?🤔😚
Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to Americans?
Imagine, if you will, a world where every tweet and meme must be fact checked but not a ballot.
How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's exactly how gun control works.
Can we still order black coffee?
Are brownies being taken off the shelf?
Is White Castle changing its name?
I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed.
Can we still play Chinese checkers?
Is that season still called Indian summer?
No more Italian sausages?
How far do you want to go with this foolishness?
Hell of a job, Liberals! You have managed to bring back the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots, and the 1973 gas prices - ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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Re: Old Woodsman's advice

Post by Hatchdog » Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:01 pm

The Happy Kaboomer wrote:
Sat Jun 11, 2022 9:55 pm
Lichens only grow on the north side of a tree.
Lichen…any yes, that’s the north side of this tree. :D


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Re: Old Woodsman's advice

Post by Vaquero » Sat Jun 18, 2022 6:18 pm

cooperhawk wrote:
Sat Jun 18, 2022 11:30 am
More than wisdom.....totally brilliant
China claims that corona virus came from an old bat, but Nancy Pelosi denies being involved.
Payday' candy bar is changing its name because it's offensive to those who don't work.
If the current power grid can't handle a night of 20 degrees temperatures without rolling blackouts, how are we going to plug 100 million electric cars up at night?🤔😚
Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to Americans?
Imagine, if you will, a world where every tweet and meme must be fact checked but not a ballot.
How to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's exactly how gun control works.
Can we still order black coffee?
Are brownies being taken off the shelf?
Is White Castle changing its name?
I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed.
Can we still play Chinese checkers?
Is that season still called Indian summer?
No more Italian sausages?
How far do you want to go with this foolishness?
Hell of a job, Liberals! You have managed to bring back the 1929 depression, the 1968 race riots, and the 1973 gas prices - ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Good One coop.
AMEN!

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Re: Old Woodsman's advice

Post by Ozarkwoodswalker » Sat Jun 18, 2022 7:19 pm

Would be very funny if it wasn't so terribly true!

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Re: Old Woodsman's advice

Post by cooperhawk » Sun Jun 19, 2022 12:07 pm

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