Site seems to be OK. Load issue should be resolved now.

My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Sit back and talk with friends. Same rules as before. Rule #1-Relax with friends on the front or back porch.
Rule #2-No Politics, religion or anything above a G level.
User avatar
runnin n gunnin
Cattle Driver
Posts: 797
Joined: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:48 pm
Location: Arizona
United States of America

My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by runnin n gunnin » Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:59 pm

A week ago, my Mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist"
She said it was the most evil book she had ever read.
So evil in fact, that she couldn't finish it, and took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.
I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it, and left it in the night table drawer by her bed . . . :twisted: :twisted:
I stand for the flag, and kneel for my fallen brothers.

User avatar
Rifletom
Deputy Marshal
Posts: 4013
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:26 pm
Location: California Territory
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Rifletom » Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:03 pm

Ohh, man!! You Devil you! Oh wait a sec......

User avatar
Grunt67
Cowboy
Posts: 1879
Joined: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:57 am
Location: Hartsville,TN
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Grunt67 » Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:29 pm

RNG, you're a man after my own heart. Like something I would do.
I rarely ever buy a rifle, but when I do, it's a Henry.

"Every day above ground, is a good day" ( Al Capone )

User avatar
daytime dave
Administrator / Owner
Posts: 5969
Joined: Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:27 pm
Location: Upstate NY
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by daytime dave » Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:50 pm

Now that is FUNNY.
Some days I'm Andy, most days I'm Barney........
Eaglescout, NRA Life Endowment member, BCCI Life Member

User avatar
BrokenolMarine
Ranch Foreman
Posts: 7480
Joined: Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:28 am
Location: South Central Oklahoma in the mountains
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by BrokenolMarine » Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:01 pm

If that's true, your man card just got upgraded to platinum.
If it's not, it should be.
:D
You can tell a lot about the character of a man...
by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him.

I don't look back at the things I can no longer do, I just look forward to the things I still can.

User avatar
cooperhawk
Ranch Foreman
Posts: 5649
Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:27 pm
Location: 20 miles south of the twin cities.
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by cooperhawk » Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:36 pm

My first MIL was a member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union. I drank beer and she broke up our marriage over it.
I always said I would pour a bottle of good whiskey over her grave, but first I would run it through my bladder. :D
Retired FAA Air Traffic Control Supervisor
VFW (Life Member), VVA (Life Member)
Legion (Life Member), NRA (Life Member)
U S Army Aviation 64-67, Vietnam MACV 65-66

User avatar
Koyote
Cowhand
Posts: 115
Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:03 pm
Location: Sparks, NV
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Koyote » Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:29 am

:o Definition of MIXED EMOTIONS: Watching your mother-in-law, go over the cliff in your new car/truck! :o

User avatar
BigAl52
Forum Ambassador
Posts: 15048
Joined: Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:43 pm
Location: Evans,Colorado
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by BigAl52 » Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:40 am

You must really like her. How bout a copy of the movie
Don't let the old man in


H001T .22LR
H001T .22LR MONUMENT VALLEY
H003T PUMP .22LR
BBS .41 MAG
SS .357
SIDE GATE 38-55

User avatar
brm4450
Drover
Posts: 3543
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2020 3:48 pm
Location: Rural Dacotah Territory
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by brm4450 » Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:51 am

cooperhawk wrote:
Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:36 pm
My first MIL was a member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union. I drank beer and she broke up our marriage over it.
I always said I would pour a bottle of good whiskey over her grave, but first I would run it through my bladder. :D
Ouch now that is cold
"when you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk"
Igitur quī dēsīderat pācem, præparet bellum

User avatar
Holiday009
Cowhand
Posts: 123
Joined: Sat Feb 13, 2021 7:40 pm
Location: Ohio
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Holiday009 » Mon Feb 15, 2021 12:06 pm

Oh that’s a good one 😂😂😂

User avatar
cooperhawk
Ranch Foreman
Posts: 5649
Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:27 pm
Location: 20 miles south of the twin cities.
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by cooperhawk » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:44 pm

brm4450 wrote:
Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:51 am
cooperhawk wrote:
Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:36 pm
My first MIL was a member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union. I drank beer and she broke up our marriage over it.
I always said I would pour a bottle of good whiskey over her grave, but first I would run it through my bladder. :D
Ouch now that is cold
She's been room temperature for years now and I still haven't done that, but it is on my to do list. :roll:
Retired FAA Air Traffic Control Supervisor
VFW (Life Member), VVA (Life Member)
Legion (Life Member), NRA (Life Member)
U S Army Aviation 64-67, Vietnam MACV 65-66

User avatar
brm4450
Drover
Posts: 3543
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2020 3:48 pm
Location: Rural Dacotah Territory
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by brm4450 » Tue Feb 16, 2021 12:59 am

Double ouch
"when you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk"
Igitur quī dēsīderat pācem, præparet bellum

JVogler
Cowhand
Posts: 376
Joined: Wed May 27, 2020 7:57 pm
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by JVogler » Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:59 am

Can't find a thumbs up button on my keyboard.

User avatar
Grunt67
Cowboy
Posts: 1879
Joined: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:57 am
Location: Hartsville,TN
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Grunt67 » Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:28 pm

My mother in law was the one removed from the girl.
Just saying......
I rarely ever buy a rifle, but when I do, it's a Henry.

"Every day above ground, is a good day" ( Al Capone )

User avatar
dave77
Drover
Posts: 2320
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:09 am
Location: Eastern Washington
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by dave77 » Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:43 pm

JVogler wrote:
Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:59 am
Can't find a thumbs up button on my keyboard.
👍 Windows key+period (at least on Win10) lots of emojis and other symbols.

User avatar
Grunt67
Cowboy
Posts: 1879
Joined: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:57 am
Location: Hartsville,TN
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Grunt67 » Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:31 pm

dave77 wrote:
Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:43 pm
JVogler wrote:
Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:59 am
Can't find a thumbs up button on my keyboard.
👍 Windows key+period (at least on Win10) lots of emojis and other symbols.
Thanks, Dave, never knew that. ✔
I rarely ever buy a rifle, but when I do, it's a Henry.

"Every day above ground, is a good day" ( Al Capone )

User avatar
Vaquero
Ranch Boss
Posts: 12143
Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:56 am
Location: Somewhere between Memphis & Nashville
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Vaquero » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:13 pm

JVogler wrote:
Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:59 am
Can't find a thumbs up button on my keyboard.
Just hit the red heart, it's a like, so it is close.
We could definitely used a few new emojis. ;)

RP
Monte Walsh "You have No idea how little I care". :lol:

Ain't No Apologies for My Temperament :shock:
Si vis pacem, para bellum
H001, H006, H012

User avatar
cooperhawk
Ranch Foreman
Posts: 5649
Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:27 pm
Location: 20 miles south of the twin cities.
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by cooperhawk » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:16 pm

👍
Got it.
Retired FAA Air Traffic Control Supervisor
VFW (Life Member), VVA (Life Member)
Legion (Life Member), NRA (Life Member)
U S Army Aviation 64-67, Vietnam MACV 65-66

User avatar
Vaquero
Ranch Boss
Posts: 12143
Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:56 am
Location: Somewhere between Memphis & Nashville
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Vaquero » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:19 pm

👌 how about that.

RP
Monte Walsh "You have No idea how little I care". :lol:

Ain't No Apologies for My Temperament :shock:
Si vis pacem, para bellum
H001, H006, H012

User avatar
BigAl52
Forum Ambassador
Posts: 15048
Joined: Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:43 pm
Location: Evans,Colorado
United States of America

Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by BigAl52 » Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:52 pm

Big black old crow on a platter would be a good d one
Don't let the old man in


H001T .22LR
H001T .22LR MONUMENT VALLEY
H003T PUMP .22LR
BBS .41 MAG
SS .357
SIDE GATE 38-55

Post Reply