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Weird crap does happen!

Post by fortyshooter » Mon Nov 23, 2020 4:59 pm

So this morning I bought my new pair of Merrell hiking shoes at the local shoe store and they fit great and wore them all day.
It's getting into the evening about 4 PM and time to walk Buster. As I'm putting on my new hikers for a nice break in walk a thought suddenly comes to mind....what if I step in crap?
I haven't stepped in any all year so far so good to go...right? Well as I get into 10 minutes of walk with Buster I start to smell something and look down. Yep my right heel is full of stinky tan crap stuck into the deep treads! :shock: Heck...I was walking on side of the street and not into the grass/woods line yet!
Man that is some scary crap to have a thought of it and it happens!!! :o

Well they are broke in now and hosed them off with a Pinesol rinse.

I'm going to my range property tomorrow and bringing a big gun incase I run up on another weird thought!!

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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by Headhog » Mon Nov 23, 2020 5:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: You know you just can't make this stuff up. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by rugrat » Mon Nov 23, 2020 5:17 pm

As in the forrest gump movie, sometimes, "it" happens! :lol:

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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by JEBar » Mon Nov 23, 2020 6:06 pm

not a good start ..


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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by Headhog » Mon Nov 23, 2020 6:31 pm

There's a positive side to this. It's sort of like buying a new car, you really can't enjoy it until it get's it's first ding. ;)

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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by BigAl52 » Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:16 pm

You mean you have people over there that dont clean up after there dogs Forty
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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by rugrat » Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:26 pm

BigAl52 wrote:
Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:16 pm
You mean you have people over there that dont clean up after there dogs Forty
It is after all biodegradeable. Why clean it up? :?: :lol:

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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by fortyshooter » Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:51 pm

BigAl52 wrote:
Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:16 pm
You mean you have people over there that dont clean up after there dogs Forty
That is true!

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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by daytime dave » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:03 am

I wish you would have thought about buying the winning mega millions ticket instead.
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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by Hatchdog » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:03 am

This sounds like the title of a Weird Al Yankovic song. :lol:

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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by markiver54 » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:04 pm

What a crappy experience.😀.
Maybe Buster was just trying to help you break them in!
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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by GeoBoy » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:13 pm

Those shoes are yours now. No returns!
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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by Ozarkwoodswalker » Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:19 am

Once years ago I was putting out round bales of hay for the cows after work...so that meant in the dark..and there was snow on the ground and About zero temp.. and plenty of wind.... back in the days before I had a cab tractor,... so ... let's just say it was COLD.... I suddenly had the passing thought of .. "gosh wouldn't it be a nightmare to have a flat tire in this mess!".... I hadn't went a hundred feet farther when suddenly one of my front tires went flat as a flitter.... and yes... my initial thought was correct... it was pretty much a nightmare..... but I did live through it...... life..... its full of all sorts of learning experiences........ 🤪

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Re: Weird crap does happen!

Post by wjv16 » Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:59 pm

Were you walking around in San Francisco?
Might not be dog poop if you were. . .

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