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"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain

"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg

"At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves." - George Orwell

"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us… at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all." - Ann Lander

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." - Sir Norman Wisdom

“It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” - Andy Rooney

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” - Larry Lorenzon

"I’m 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know?"- Barry Cryer

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.” – Maurice Chevalier

"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother that does." - J. Norman Collie

"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old." - Mark Twain

"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." - Anonymous

You look at your peers and think, "Geez, I look GOOD compared to them."
Then you walk by a mirror and glance in to confirm your opinion.
Or worse, you make the same statement to your spouse...
"I look pretty good compared to them, right?"

I can now hide my own Easter Eggs. Sadly.
I actually prefer the Clint Eastwood method of staying young.
His words are, "Don't let the old man in".
So far I'm holding him at bay, but he's planning his attack on me every day.

I have to say the sadist part is no longer having older family members to fall back on.
Now I'm the one.

You dont look old Coop

BigAl52 wrote: ↑

Fri May 27, 2022 9:30 am

You dont look old Coop

You're a good man Al.

Good stuff Vaquero but every year it becomes not as “good”….

Just now I dropped my money clip on the floor. I took a minute to assess how much was in it,
and if it was worth bending down for. I ended up sitting in my chair and leaning over for it.

Went to Hooters for lunch the other day and my friend asks me "which waitress would you prefer to be stuck in an elevator with"?

I answered, the one that can fix elevators! I'm old, tired and will have to pee shortly.

Luv the lever wrote: ↑

Sat May 28, 2022 12:08 pm

Went to Hooters for lunch the other day and my friend asks me "which waitress would you prefer to be stuck in an elevator with"?

I answered, the one that can fix elevators! I'm old, tired and will have to pee shortly.

Good one, but
my guess if she's working at Hooters....
she nothing about working on elevators.

RP

BrokenolMarine wrote: ↑

Fri May 27, 2022 9:17 am

You look at your peers and think, "Geez, I look GOOD compared to them."
Then you walk by a mirror and glance in to confirm your opinion.
Or worse, you make the same statement to your spouse...
"I look pretty good compared to them, right?"

That reminds that I need to get a new mirror for the bathroom sink. The one I have now has a picture of an old man stuck in it somewhere.

clovishound wrote: ↑

Sun May 29, 2022 9:29 am

BrokenolMarine wrote: ↑

Fri May 27, 2022 9:17 am

You look at your peers and think, "Geez, I look GOOD compared to them."
Then you walk by a mirror and glance in to confirm your opinion.
Or worse, you make the same statement to your spouse...
"I look pretty good compared to them, right?"

That reminds that I need to get a new mirror for the bathroom sink. The one I have now has a picture of an old man stuck in it somewhere.

My wife is mean, she took down the mirror in my bathroom, and hung up a picture of my Grandfather.

RP

I love all the comments about aging. We are approaching infinity brothers. I am still believing my body can do what it cannot. Oh well, just bought a sweet S&W CSX. It will be fun learning a new skill. Never owned a semi auto pistol. Onward!

Exactly what age range is old? I only have a couple of those 60's left !

Lol. You got awhile buddy. We are all heading into the great beyond. My sister said, after the death of a cousin...and so, it begins. I, and many of our brothers, have lived amazing lives. I don't welcome the end. I will live every day.

I love all yall. You have made my life better. I'm gonna outlive yall too.

Cofisher wrote: ↑

Sun May 29, 2022 6:43 pm

Lol. You got awhile buddy. We are all heading into the great beyond. My sister said, after the death of a cousin...and so, it begins. I, and many of our brothers, have lived amazing lives. I don't welcome the end. I will live every day.

I love all yall. You have made my life better. I'm gonna outlive yall too.

Hope you do... and that I make it nearly as long.

RP

Actually, I had my annual physical this past week. The numbers looked good except for the bad cholesterol was a tad high, as was my weight. (More than a tad.).

Some of you might remember I changed my eating habits a couple years ago with my goal being weight loss. I dropped fifty pounds in ninety days by limiting my caloric intake. 1200 to 1500 calories a day. After the first few weeks, it wasn't that bad. I went from 280 to 230. Then packing to move, moving 1500 miles and living in an rv for two months, lots of fast food... 260.

Started back on the reduced caloric intake plan. As easy as I remembered if I stay busy. 262 to start. Goal is 200 to 220. The weight loss and minor increase in cholesterol meds should take care of the numbers. . Guess I can live a bit longer.

Well I have a brother 92 another that is 72 and a sister 83. They have all out lived their spouse which is sad. Hopefully I have some good years left along with my wife too.

My wife and I went on the Paleo diet almost two years ago.
We did not count calories or starve ourselves. I lost 30 pounds and she lost over forty by just getting off the processed food and following the Paleo book that we got. I had to cheat a little bit as I am six three and was down to 165 that I weighed in high school when I was running cross country. No more cereal in the morning . I always thought it was a poor excuse for breakfast. I have stayed at 175 for over a year and that is right where I want to be. Since I retired from full time carpentry four years ago the weight sneaked up on me so that is why the Paleo. I would recommend it to anyone who wants to get control of their health and weight.

I went to a low carb diet a couple years ago when my A1C started going up. I lost about 25 lbs over the course of a number of months. I kept it off for about 2 years. All of a sudden, last year they came back. No real changes in diet or lifestyle.