I think I have mentioned that one of Miss T's hobbies is raising a coop full of chickens. For the last few years we have had anywhere from thirty to one hundred and fifty...
That's what I call all the chicken folks that call to talk to Miss T, male or female. One woman called and I took the phone out to the boss. Tina asked: "Who is it?" I said: "One of the Flock." I hear the woman burst out laughing on the phone, I mean, she's dying. I say: "I'm sorry, no offense." "No, no," she said, still laughing, "It's just that's what MY husband calls all the chicken folk that call HERE."
Where was I?
Oh yeah, six feet tall. So, what I learned, was mostly by watching the flock, the actual flock. I learned what we mean by "mean old biddy" and "pecking order". The origin of the phrase "mother hen," and "cock of the walk." But it was watching the flock where I discovered that chickens are evil.
A six foot long snake crawled out to sun himself.
Before we had chickens, we had mice. A mouse, moving in daylight... is a scooby snack. I had NO idea what carnivores chickens were. I saw four chickens fight over a mouse. It wasn't pretty. We don't really have much of a mouse problem any more. Heck, one of the hens caught a smaller snake, ran from the other hens while she slurped it up like a six year old with a spaghetti noodle.
If chickens were six feet tall, they would be modern day dinosaurs.
We would hunt them, with a back up. Their one failing, is they go into a trance at night....
