Fishing and Black Angus Cattle... Seriously
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:49 am
Miss Tina and I are luckily enough to have access to a huge Black Angus Cattle Farm to fish. "What?" You Say... "A cattle farm to fish?" Farm ponds my friends, farm ponds. It's where the big fish live. Bass, Crappie, and bream the size of crappie.
The downside to this equation? Cattle...
There are five ponds on the farm, and TWO main ponds that hold good fish. You don't drive up, park at the farm house and stroll to the pond. You drive past the house, open a gate, drive thru the gate, close the gate, drive across a pasture, dodge a cow or ten, open a gate, close the gate, drive across a pasture, dodge more cattle. Whew... one more gate, open/close, drive down a steep embankment, dodge more cattle and there before you lies heaven. Over the years we have taken a variety of rigs to make the drive to the pond hauling the kayaks, from a Subaru Forester, Mazda B2000, Nissan Frontiers and the Nissan Titan.. all were 4x4s or AWD. The cattle have to check them out.
There have been some anecdotes to share. The Forester? We had been to Virginia Beach fishing the salt.. and hadn't washed 'er yet. Parked beside the pond to fish and... the cattle decided to lick all the salt off the glass.
The cows eat grass. They slobber... a lot. When they lick, they leave behind slobber. It's thick, it's green, it dries HARD. When we came off the water, loaded the kayaks, and were ready to leave, we couldn't see OUT of the side windows, the rear window, and the edges of the windshield. Luckily I had just put a new bottle of windex and a new roll of paper towels in the back of the Subie, and was able to clean the front side windows, the edges of the windshield, and the rear window before running out. We drove 'er thru the car wash on the way home.
On another occasion, we had driven one of the earlier versions of our Frontiers to the pond and parked it beside the pond. One of the Cows decided that big Bully Bar on the front of the truck made a GREAT scratching post for her hairy butt. She was really into it. She was rubbing her rump up and down on the push bumper so hard the rear tires were moving up and down and moving the shocks. I slapped my paddle on the water. I yelled at her. Tina and I both yelled, we both slapped the paddles on the water.
Then I got an idea.
I reached into the waterproof box in the center hatch on the kayak, got my keys to the truck and pushed the alarm button on the fob.
Oh... it worked.
She lept up, and ran off bucking and snorting. The truck was safe. Shocked the shite out of her.
Unfortunately... it literally ... shocked the shite out of her. They eat a lot of grass... and anyone who knows cattle, knows that when it ejects...
The front of the truck, the grill and the radiator. A trip to the car wash was needed, and nearly a roll of quarters. SHE got the last laugh.
Looking back it's funny, but it wasn't funny at the time. There are stories, and stories.
Cows are funny. and not.
There are five ponds on the farm, and TWO main ponds that hold good fish. You don't drive up, park at the farm house and stroll to the pond. You drive past the house, open a gate, drive thru the gate, close the gate, drive across a pasture, dodge a cow or ten, open a gate, close the gate, drive across a pasture, dodge more cattle. Whew... one more gate, open/close, drive down a steep embankment, dodge more cattle and there before you lies heaven. Over the years we have taken a variety of rigs to make the drive to the pond hauling the kayaks, from a Subaru Forester, Mazda B2000, Nissan Frontiers and the Nissan Titan.. all were 4x4s or AWD. The cattle have to check them out.
On another occasion, we had driven one of the earlier versions of our Frontiers to the pond and parked it beside the pond. One of the Cows decided that big Bully Bar on the front of the truck made a GREAT scratching post for her hairy butt. She was really into it. She was rubbing her rump up and down on the push bumper so hard the rear tires were moving up and down and moving the shocks. I slapped my paddle on the water. I yelled at her. Tina and I both yelled, we both slapped the paddles on the water.
I reached into the waterproof box in the center hatch on the kayak, got my keys to the truck and pushed the alarm button on the fob.
The front of the truck, the grill and the radiator. A trip to the car wash was needed, and nearly a roll of quarters. SHE got the last laugh.
Looking back it's funny, but it wasn't funny at the time. There are stories, and stories.
Cows are funny. and not.