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Polish Moose Hunt

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 4:28 pm
by cooperhawk
OK now, I know it's an ethnic joke, but put any nationality to it you want, still funny.
And I apologize to any Polish friends on the Forum in advance.


Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them
into the Canadian

wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane
could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.

The hunters objected, saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot
let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush
pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the
load, and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh
and Thad survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we are?"



Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

Re: Polish Moose Hunt

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:37 pm
by Grunt67
LOL, sounds about right!