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11 Minutes Can Be An Eternity
A Police Officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At
nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in Lovers' Lane, with the
interior light

brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
filing her fingernails.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the Officer walks to the car and
gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?"
The trooper asks: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says:
"And, her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car,
at night in Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!
The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."
The trooper asks: "And her, what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."


RP

Ohhh, waiting is important. Very important. That was good Randy.

good one Randy!!

Ill remember this when its 11 minutes to 5 on my final day at work

We often caught Juveniles in "situations." As long as it was Consensual, we never wrote tickets, however, we did release them to parents or Guardians . SOP to protect the department. The best of these was when Grandma showed up to claim her Grandson and her car. One of her "Church" friends had to drive her as she only had the one, beautifully maintained twenty year old Caddy.

She got out of the car, opened her purse, removed a belt.
"Oh no he didn't, I drive that Car to Church."

It was about to get real.