Site seems to be OK. Load issue should be resolved now.

11 Minutes Can Be An Eternity

Sit back and talk with friends. Same rules as before. Rule #1-Relax with friends on the front or back porch.
Rule #2-No Politics, religion or anything above a G level.
Post Reply
User avatar
Vaquero
Ranch Boss
Posts: 12149
Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:56 am
Location: Somewhere between Memphis & Nashville
United States of America

11 Minutes Can Be An Eternity

Post by Vaquero » Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:20 pm

11 Minutes Can Be An Eternity
A Police Officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At
nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in Lovers' Lane, with the
interior light

brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
filing her fingernails.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the Officer walks to the car and
gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?"
The trooper asks: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says:
"And, her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car,
at night in Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!
The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."
The trooper asks: "And her, what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
:shock: :lol:

RP
Monte Walsh "You have No idea how little I care". :lol:

Ain't No Apologies for My Temperament :shock:
Si vis pacem, para bellum
H001, H006, H012

User avatar
Rifletom
Deputy Marshal
Posts: 4013
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:26 pm
Location: California Territory
United States of America

Re: 11 Minutes Can Be An Eternity

Post by Rifletom » Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:28 pm

Ohhh, waiting is important. Very important. That was good Randy.

User avatar
markiver54
Deputy Marshal
Posts: 11138
Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:49 am
Location: Biue Ridge Mountains, NC
United States of America

Re: 11 Minutes Can Be An Eternity

Post by markiver54 » Tue Mar 03, 2020 9:52 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one Randy!!
I'm your Huckleberry

User avatar
BigAl52
Forum Ambassador
Posts: 15048
Joined: Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:43 pm
Location: Evans,Colorado
United States of America

Re: 11 Minutes Can Be An Eternity

Post by BigAl52 » Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:24 pm

Ill remember this when its 11 minutes to 5 on my final day at work
Don't let the old man in


H001T .22LR
H001T .22LR MONUMENT VALLEY
H003T PUMP .22LR
BBS .41 MAG
SS .357
SIDE GATE 38-55

User avatar
BrokenolMarine
Ranch Foreman
Posts: 7480
Joined: Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:28 am
Location: South Central Oklahoma in the mountains
United States of America

Re: 11 Minutes Can Be An Eternity

Post by BrokenolMarine » Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:15 am

We often caught Juveniles in "situations." As long as it was Consensual, we never wrote tickets, however, we did release them to parents or Guardians . SOP to protect the department. The best of these was when Grandma showed up to claim her Grandson and her car. One of her "Church" friends had to drive her as she only had the one, beautifully maintained twenty year old Caddy.

She got out of the car, opened her purse, removed a belt.
"Oh no he didn't, I drive that Car to Church." :twisted:

It was about to get real. 8-)
You can tell a lot about the character of a man...
by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him.

I don't look back at the things I can no longer do, I just look forward to the things I still can.

Post Reply