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help
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:40 pm
by The Wiz
My wife is in the middle of her annual Xmas cookie baking. Her goal this year is 500 or so batches. I am being forced to taste cookies in each of her batches so she can send them off to various relatives. This is diabolical plot to kill me off with sweetness and sugar. I am probably beyond saving by now but I just wanted to warn my fellow members of this insidious plan by our so called loved ones.
BEWARE OF MURDER BY COOKIES. Hopefully I will see you all on the other side of the Marshmallow and Cookie Mts.
Re: help
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:48 pm
by markiver54
Sounds like a tough job indeed! Thank's for the warning.
Re: help
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:00 pm
by BigAl52
Man I don't have any sympathy to offer you at all. Matter of fact where can I apply for the job.
Re: help
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:04 pm
by Mags
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I could save your life. Fewer for you to taste if some are sent to me to taste test for you.
The Wiz wrote:My wife is in the middle of her annual Xmas cookie baking. Her goal this year is 500 or so batches. I am being forced to taste cookies in each of her batches so she can send them off to various relatives. This is diabolical plot to kill me off with sweetness and sugar. I am probably beyond saving by now but I just wanted to warn my fellow members of this insidious plan by our so called loved ones.
BEWARE OF MURDER BY COOKIES. Hopefully I will see you all on the other side of the Marshmallow and Cookie Mts.
Re: help
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:23 pm
by GFK
Re: help
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:01 pm
by ESquared
I'd be happy to send you my address if it will help lighten your load!
Re: help
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:33 pm
by RetiredSeabee
If they are dunkable cookies you may be safe. Dunking a cookie in milk or coffee instantly turns it into health food.
Re: help
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:12 pm
by BrokenolMarine
Only test the broken cookies.
Several female comedians have stated that broken cookies don't count.
All the calories leak out.
