Three Stooges Moment in time
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:02 pm
I was coming back in from the woodshop. A long walk... geez, gotta be at least, I don't know, twenty yards.
What? Where was I? Oh, yeah, walking (rolling back in) from the shop with my walker, when a Three Stooges moment occurred.
I am coming up the ramp to the side porch when I hear the sound of an angry boat motor with the prop out of the water right beside my head.
I suddenly realize it's a horse fly the size of a hockey puck. (Okay, almost)
Hey, it HAD nav lights!
It buzzed my head on a straffing run, and I smacked (at) it. I put some effort into that strike, missed that small dive bomber but connected. With my left ear.
Not good... it was a solid strike and a couple things happened.
It actually hurt worse than the bite of that horse fly might of... seriously. I'm allergic to those bites and they swell like a golf ball.
Worse yet, I also hit my hearing aide receiver.
That thing squealed at max volume. Felt like an ice pick stuck in my ear. Idjit.
Good thing Miss T wasn't around with her smart phone, I'd be on youtube already.
When you are this coordinated, you may as well go ahead and change your name....
... to Grace.
What? Where was I? Oh, yeah, walking (rolling back in) from the shop with my walker, when a Three Stooges moment occurred.
I am coming up the ramp to the side porch when I hear the sound of an angry boat motor with the prop out of the water right beside my head.
Hey, it HAD nav lights!
It actually hurt worse than the bite of that horse fly might of... seriously. I'm allergic to those bites and they swell like a golf ball.
Worse yet, I also hit my hearing aide receiver.
When you are this coordinated, you may as well go ahead and change your name....
... to Grace.