I don't own one either, lol.
My wife has one... all it does is tick me off. Smarter than me and my fat fingers. The contact list scrolls at twice the speed of sound, it does so many things, I can't figure out how to answer it. She is always losing apps, the battery is always dying, and omg was it expensive.
I have a dumb phone. It makes calls, sends and receives texts, and takes low res pics. I do have a slide out keyboard for texting. I realized texting shortened my time on the phone lot, and covers my butt.
"Stop by the store while you are out."
"Sure, send me a list.

"
"You forgot butter.

"
"Ah, nope. YOU forgot to put it on YOUR list, see?"
Also saves return trips...
Picture message...
Click... send...
"Is THIS Ranch the right dressing you wanted to go with the dinner?"
"No Dear, get the Newman's Own, two bottles to the right of the Ranch."
