Important "Wisdom" for 2017
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 7:32 pm
HAPPY NEW YEAR, Everybody! 
Just for fun!
As we are ready to begin our travels through 2017, here are some "wisdom quotes" from some well-known folk!
Hope they bring a smile or two to you. Enjoy.
Quips of Wisdom
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
And to have the two as close together as possible.
…George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year
…Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
…Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good husband or wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one,
You'll become a philosopher.
…Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
…Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.
Every now and then she stops to breathe.
…Jimmy Durante
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back
…Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
Alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
…Alex Levine
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
…Rodney Dangerfield
Money can't buy you happiness... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
…Spike Milligan
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
…Joe Namath
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.
…Bob Hope
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
…Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
…Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, Fall out, or spread out.
…Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
…Billy Crystal
And the cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good spit it out.
May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more,
and may nothing but happiness come through your door.
Just for fun!
As we are ready to begin our travels through 2017, here are some "wisdom quotes" from some well-known folk!
Hope they bring a smile or two to you. Enjoy.
Quips of Wisdom
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
And to have the two as close together as possible.
…George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year
…Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
…Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good husband or wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one,
You'll become a philosopher.
…Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
…Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.
Every now and then she stops to breathe.
…Jimmy Durante
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back
…Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
Alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
…Alex Levine
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
…Rodney Dangerfield
Money can't buy you happiness... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
…Spike Milligan
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
…Joe Namath
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.
…Bob Hope
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
…Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
…Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, Fall out, or spread out.
…Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
…Billy Crystal
And the cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good spit it out.
May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more,
and may nothing but happiness come through your door.
