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Today the Police found a dead man under the bridge. His mouth was stuffed full of corn flakes. The Police are calling it a cereal killing.

Sigh...

And I thought I understood and appreciated British humor...............................

I don't know if this joke is corny.... wait yeah definitely corny.

Maybe time to open a forum for jokes as well?!?

JCN wrote:Maybe time to open a forum for jokes as well?!?

We need to have just one joke thread. In another forum the place got filled with joke threads and you couldn't find anything else.

Good call. Start the official joke thread!

JCN wrote:Good call. Start the official joke thread!

I forgot to name it the "official" joke thread.

Are we going to milk this joke for everything its worth?

ArmyScout wrote:Today the Police found a dead man under the bridge. His mouth was stuffed full of corn flakes. The Police are calling it a cereal killing.

I think the investigation was a little flakey.

Ok, I did start this

Bubba and Billy joe go out Deer Hunting
All of a sudden Billy Joe accidently shoots Bubba.
Billy Joe drags Bubba back to the truck and rushes him to the hospital.
The doctor comes out and Billy Joe says doc: "Is Bubba gonna make it ??"
The Doc says "Well it doesn't look good, we'd have a better chance if you hadn't gutted him.

The rancher's little boy Billy was late for school one day and the teacher asks why:
"Sorry I was late" says Billy, "I had to take the bull out to the cows."
"Can't your father do that?" says teacher
"Oh no" says Billy, "It has to be a bull."

Sounds like the little Johnny jokes I've heard, RR, but most probably wouldn't pass as a G rating