Man's Greatest Invention
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:17 pm
Man’s Greatest Invention
Reading the ‘Instruction Manual’ thread reminded me of a joke I heard 40 years ago.
Three construction workers, Bob, Fred and Hank, were eating lunch at work. All week the TV news had been reporting on the recent Apollo 11 moon landing. As they discussed it Bob said, “If I had to pick Man’s greatest invention it would be the rocket ship. Just think, one day you’re climbing into a capsule at Cape Canaveral, and six days later you’re walking on the moon.”
This prompted Fred to speak up, “Yeah, that was pretty great, but I’d have to say the greatest invention has to be the computer. I mean you sit there and ask it a question, any question, some lights flash and tape spins around and a minute later it’s telling you the answer. To me that’s nothing short of incredible!”
These two guys look at the third man figuring he can’t possibly top their choices. After a minute Hank says, “I’d say man’s greatest invention has to be the thermos bottle.” Both Bob and Fred burst out laughing. Bob says, “How can you compare a thermos bottle to a rocket ship?” and Fred chimes in, “Or a computer? A thermos bottle is just a thermos bottle. It can’t take you anywhere or tell you what you want to know.”
Hank says, “You guys just don’t get it. If you poor hot coffee into a thermos in the morning you know it will be hot when you poor it out six hours later.” Bob says, “Yeah, so what.” Hank continues saying, “If you pour ice tea into your thermos you know it will still be cold six hours later too.” Again Bob says, “What is so remarkable about that?”
Hank smiles and says, “That’s what is so incredible, how does the thermos know which one to do?”
Reading the ‘Instruction Manual’ thread reminded me of a joke I heard 40 years ago.
Three construction workers, Bob, Fred and Hank, were eating lunch at work. All week the TV news had been reporting on the recent Apollo 11 moon landing. As they discussed it Bob said, “If I had to pick Man’s greatest invention it would be the rocket ship. Just think, one day you’re climbing into a capsule at Cape Canaveral, and six days later you’re walking on the moon.”
This prompted Fred to speak up, “Yeah, that was pretty great, but I’d have to say the greatest invention has to be the computer. I mean you sit there and ask it a question, any question, some lights flash and tape spins around and a minute later it’s telling you the answer. To me that’s nothing short of incredible!”
These two guys look at the third man figuring he can’t possibly top their choices. After a minute Hank says, “I’d say man’s greatest invention has to be the thermos bottle.” Both Bob and Fred burst out laughing. Bob says, “How can you compare a thermos bottle to a rocket ship?” and Fred chimes in, “Or a computer? A thermos bottle is just a thermos bottle. It can’t take you anywhere or tell you what you want to know.”
Hank says, “You guys just don’t get it. If you poor hot coffee into a thermos in the morning you know it will be hot when you poor it out six hours later.” Bob says, “Yeah, so what.” Hank continues saying, “If you pour ice tea into your thermos you know it will still be cold six hours later too.” Again Bob says, “What is so remarkable about that?”
Hank smiles and says, “That’s what is so incredible, how does the thermos know which one to do?”
