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Got shot at by a Skunk!

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 10:00 am
by BrokenolMarine
We are fine. :D


Took the dog for her regular evening ride in the Polaris Ranger. It's our thing, once around the block, about four miles or so. As we are on the last leg down the side of the hay pasture fence, I see a kitty coming down the side of the road. As we get closer, l see it's NOT a kitty but a polecat. :o As we draw near, he looks dead in my eyes and stops. :evil:

We pass beside him and he spins away turning to face the ditch, butt toward the road. He lifts his tail, and knowing whats coming...

I stomp the gas :shock: ... And look in the rearview mirror.

I see him standing on his front feet, tail pointing straight up...

Missed me. :lol:

Re: Got shot at!

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 10:07 am
by BrokenolMarine
Tina said he didn't fully miss and sent me back out to spray off the Ranger...
A scrub brush and dawn so the garage wasn't skunk funk this morning.

Re: Got shot at by a Skunk!

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 1:46 pm
by Headhog
Sound like you dodged a bullet or spray on that one. Sneaky little devils.

Paul

Re: Got shot at by a Skunk!

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 2:34 pm
by BrokenolMarine
Headhog wrote:
Mon Aug 29, 2022 1:46 pm
Sound like you dodged a bullet or spray on that one. Sneaky little devils.

Paul
Pass them all the time around here. Never had one try and spray a moving vehicle. It was an overly aggressive action. :roll: I did not go back and ask him what the heck his problem was... :lol:

Re: Got shot at by a Skunk!

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 2:46 pm
by Headhog
BrokenolMarine wrote:
Mon Aug 29, 2022 2:34 pm


Pass them all the time around here. Never had one try and spray a moving vehicle. It was an overly aggressive action. :roll: I did not go back and ask him what the heck his problem was... :lol:
Must have been a bad day for him. Maybe his girlfriend kicked him out. :lol:

Paul

Re: Got shot at by a Skunk!

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 4:27 pm
by Kissmybrass
Skunks have the original conceal and carry :-)

Re: Got shot at by a Skunk!

Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2022 6:08 pm
by Sir Henry
I see two skunk road kills within a mile of me. Glad it wasn’t me.

Re: Got shot at by a Skunk!

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:45 am
by Oldbrass
Just call that Polaris the Danger Ranger from now on

Re: Got shot at by a Skunk!

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2022 4:20 pm
by daytime dave
That was a close call for sure.