So...
An old man crashed his car into a Ferrari. The owner of the Ferrari jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $25,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!”
The old man replies, “Woah wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.”
The old man dials his son as he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $25,000 in cash or I’m gonna beat the hell out of him!”
The son answers “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”
In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a Hummer. Ten men jump out and beat the hell out of the Ferrari owner. Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says “Dad I train Navy Seals not dolphins"
RP
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The Old Man Crashed His Car Into A Ferrari..
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Okay, gotta admit, I love that.
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