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Got a Western Humor and Wisdom peel off calender for Cristmas which inspired me to start this thread for any who wish to participate.

Today : " life is like a cow pasture. It's very hard to get through it without stepping in some muck".

I should add the authors of the calender:
"Texas Bix Bender and Gladiola Montana "
" Life coachin' for Cowboys and Cowgirls "

and be careful it runs down hill too!

How about?
Don't pee down my back, and tell me it's Rainin'...

RP

Guy needs to wear hip wader’s quite a bit anymore

BigAl52 wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 01, 2022 2:13 pm

Guy needs to wear hip wader’s quite a bit anymore

Ain't that the truth!

Don't squat with ya spurs on.

RP

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Don't eat the yellow snow

Never regret growing older, it is a privilege denied to many.

I’m proud of every day. God willing.

Just because you're following a well-marked trail don't mean that whoever made it knew where they were going.

Always saddle your own horse.

As Winston Churchill said,
"No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle."

RP

Better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think you're an idiot, rather than open it and remove all doubt.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging

"You'll be a lot smarter if you don't confuse education with intelligence"

Never confuse lust for love.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

hahahaha love these!

markiver54 wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 02, 2022 6:40 pm

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Mark, you can be confident that you were successful; but no one else will agree with you.

Beginning with his Smothers Brothers "Al Sleet, Hippie Dippy Weatherman", I've always loved the ironic mind of George Carlin, who first asked that question. What a treasure.

Here's one:

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

CT_Shooter wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:48 pm

Here's one:

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.