Humor from the trail...
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2021 2:28 pm
So I'm walking with my friend, Ronny, and Ronny was nearly attacked by a bear last Spring.
So I asked - Ronny, what did you do to get out of the woods without even a scratch.
Ronny said, It's like this, when a bear sees ya, NEVER turn around. Stand there and get ready for it to charge.
When it charges and gets close, start waving your arms around and do jazz hands.
The confused bear will always stop right in front of you.
When he does, reach back, grab a big clump of poop and smash it in his face. The bear will run away.
I said, that sounds all good and all - but where do I get the big clump of poop?
Ronny said, Don't worry, it'll be there. :-)
So I asked - Ronny, what did you do to get out of the woods without even a scratch.
Ronny said, It's like this, when a bear sees ya, NEVER turn around. Stand there and get ready for it to charge.
When it charges and gets close, start waving your arms around and do jazz hands.
The confused bear will always stop right in front of you.
When he does, reach back, grab a big clump of poop and smash it in his face. The bear will run away.
I said, that sounds all good and all - but where do I get the big clump of poop?
Ronny said, Don't worry, it'll be there. :-)
