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I didn't see that coming.

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I didn't see that coming.

Post by Vaquero » Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:17 pm

The light turned yellow, about 20 feet in front of him.
He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and cursing at him ... I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car." :lol:


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Post by markiver54 » Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:29 pm

Priceless!!!
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Post by BigAl52 » Tue Aug 24, 2021 11:11 pm

Ya but I believe that could vert well be a true story
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Re: I didn't see that coming.

Post by Hatchdog » Sat Aug 28, 2021 10:34 am

As a kid going to Catholic Mass my dad used to get greatly amused with our fellow parishioners who just a few minutes after offering everybody the “Sign of Peace” got into their cars and cut each other off the get out of the parking lot. :roll:
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Post by dave77 » Sat Aug 28, 2021 2:57 pm

A few years ago I saw a normal looking woman honking and yelling at a old guy with a cane in a crosswalk (no light) because he was slow. I was standing there not believing it, he told me it happens to him a lot.
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Post by Cofisher » Sat Aug 28, 2021 3:05 pm

We can all hope to be that kind, caring person ... and then turn around and live our life like our name is Walter.
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