Joke stolen from woodnetforum
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:04 am
A young blonde got a flat tire on the freeway coming home from work.
She eased her car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out and reached in the side compartment and took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing on-coming traffic.
They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their nudity to the approaching drivers.
But to her surprise, cars started slowing down to look at the lifelike men.
And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody beeped their horns and waved like crazy.
It wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind her.
He got out of his car and walked towards the young lady - he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," she said calmly.
"Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
She couldn't believe that he didn't know. So she told him......
"Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
She eased her car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out and reached in the side compartment and took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing on-coming traffic.
They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their nudity to the approaching drivers.
But to her surprise, cars started slowing down to look at the lifelike men.
And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody beeped their horns and waved like crazy.
It wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind her.
He got out of his car and walked towards the young lady - he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," she said calmly.
"Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
She couldn't believe that he didn't know. So she told him......
"Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
to the baby sis.