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My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:59 pm
by runnin n gunnin
A week ago, my Mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist"
She said it was the most evil book she had ever read.
So evil in fact, that she couldn't finish it, and took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.
I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it, and left it in the night table drawer by her bed . . . 
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:03 pm
by Rifletom
Ohh, man!! You Devil you! Oh wait a sec......
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:29 pm
by Grunt67
RNG, you're a man after my own heart. Like something I would do.
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:50 pm
by daytime dave
Now that is FUNNY.
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:01 pm
by BrokenolMarine
If that's true, your man card just got upgraded to platinum.
If it's not, it should be.
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:36 pm
by cooperhawk
My first MIL was a member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union. I drank beer and she broke up our marriage over it.
I always said I would pour a bottle of good whiskey over her grave, but first I would run it through my bladder.
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:29 am
by Koyote
Definition of MIXED EMOTIONS: Watching your mother-in-law, go over the cliff in your new car/truck!
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:40 am
by BigAl52
You must really like her. How bout a copy of the movie
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:51 am
by brm4450
cooperhawk wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:36 pm
My first MIL was a member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union. I drank beer and she broke up our marriage over it.
I always said I would pour a bottle of good whiskey over her grave, but first I would run it through my bladder.
Ouch now that is cold
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 12:06 pm
by Holiday009
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:44 pm
by cooperhawk
brm4450 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:51 am
cooperhawk wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:36 pm
My first MIL was a member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union. I drank beer and she broke up our marriage over it.
I always said I would pour a bottle of good whiskey over her grave, but first I would run it through my bladder.
Ouch now that is cold
She's been room temperature for years now and I still haven't done that, but it is on my to do list.
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 12:59 am
by brm4450
Double ouch
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:59 am
by JVogler
Can't find a thumbs up button on my keyboard.
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:28 pm
by Grunt67
My mother in law was the one removed from the girl.
Just saying......
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:43 pm
by dave77
JVogler wrote: ↑Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:59 am
Can't find a thumbs up button on my keyboard.
Windows key+period (at least on Win10) lots of emojis and other symbols.
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:31 pm
by Grunt67
dave77 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:43 pm
JVogler wrote: ↑Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:59 am
Can't find a thumbs up button on my keyboard.
Windows key+period (at least on Win10) lots of emojis and other symbols.
Thanks, Dave, never knew that. ✔
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:13 pm
by Vaquero
JVogler wrote: ↑Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:59 am
Can't find a thumbs up button on my keyboard.
Just hit the red heart, it's a like, so it is close.
We could definitely used a few new emojis.
RP
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:16 pm
by cooperhawk
Got it.
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:19 pm
by Vaquero
how about that.
RP
Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:52 pm
by BigAl52
Big black old crow on a platter would be a good d one
Windows key+period (at least on Win10) lots of emojis and other symbols.
how about that.