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Mad as Heck!!

Post by Vaquero » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:05 pm

I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAD!! ๐Ÿ˜ก
I just went to grocery store to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill (yep, that's me trying to hold everything, because I didn't want a cart).
The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.๐Ÿ˜ก
I was like oh hell NO!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real life right now, right?!
So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?!
Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money."
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me...
SOOOOO, of course I left everything and followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me).
She was almost running at this point to get away from me, which was the first sign of real intelligence this lady had shown. ๐Ÿ˜‚ When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground whilst trying to quickly get her trunk open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her โ€œfinders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment...
SO... I went into track star mode and ran full speed, and grabbed her grocery bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"
I hopped in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention.
I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was HOT, but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time.
I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 packs of rib eye steaks
3 pounds of wild caught salmon
2 pounds of potatoes
2 packs of TOILET PAPER
A bottle of wine...
I canโ€™t help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.


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Re: Mad as Heck!!

Post by CT_Shooter » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:08 pm

I hope so, Randy. I hope so.
Vaquero wrote: โ†‘
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:05 pm
In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.
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Re: Mad as Heck!!

Post by Ojaileveraction » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:33 pm

CT_Shooter wrote: โ†‘
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:08 pm
I hope so, Randy. I hope so.
Vaquero wrote: โ†‘
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:05 pm
In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.
RP
That just good writing.
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Re: Mad as Heck!!

Post by Ozarkwoodswalker » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:52 pm

Funny as heck!!
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Re: Mad as Heck!!

Post by Grunt67 » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:10 pm

Randy, you need therapy, LOL
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Re: Mad as Heck!!

Post by Hatchdog » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:14 pm

I read it to the end because I just had to know! But, I have to admit that as I read I was thinking this is getting out of line....... :lol: :lol:

Good one, you got me! :D
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Re: Mad as Heck!!

Post by Travlin » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:22 pm

Just saw this on the Marlin site.
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Re: Mad as Heck!!

Post by fortyshooter » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:23 pm

Yeah you got me!! :lol:
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Re: Mad as Heck!!

Post by Mistered » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:32 pm

Funny - but I 'smelled the skunk' early on....
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Re: Mad as Heck!!

Post by BigAl52 » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:34 pm

Got me to. But nothin surprises me anymore especially when it comes to Randy
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