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Rye Bread

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Rye Bread

Post by Vaquero » Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:20 am

Rye bread
Two elderly gentlemen and long time friends, one 84 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench.


The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 84 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 84 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard"


He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this stuff but me." :o
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Re: Rye Bread

Post by markiver54 » Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:32 am

Vaquero wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:20 am
Rye bread
Two elderly gentlemen and long time friends, one 84 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench.


The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 84 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 84 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard"


He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this stuff but me." :o
:lol: :lol:


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Re: Rye Bread

Post by Mags » Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:28 pm

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Good one :lol:
Vaquero wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:20 am
Rye bread...
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