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My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
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My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
A week ago, my Mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist"
She said it was the most evil book she had ever read.
So evil in fact, that she couldn't finish it, and took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.
I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it, and left it in the night table drawer by her bed . . .
She said it was the most evil book she had ever read.
So evil in fact, that she couldn't finish it, and took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.
I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it, and left it in the night table drawer by her bed . . .
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
RNG, you're a man after my own heart. Like something I would do.
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Now that is FUNNY.
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
If that's true, your man card just got upgraded to platinum.
If it's not, it should be.
If it's not, it should be.
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
My first MIL was a member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union. I drank beer and she broke up our marriage over it.
I always said I would pour a bottle of good whiskey over her grave, but first I would run it through my bladder.
I always said I would pour a bottle of good whiskey over her grave, but first I would run it through my bladder.
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Definition of MIXED EMOTIONS: Watching your mother-in-law, go over the cliff in your new car/truck!
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
You must really like her. How bout a copy of the movie
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist
Ouch now that is coldcooperhawk wrote: ↑Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:36 pmMy first MIL was a member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union. I drank beer and she broke up our marriage over it.
I always said I would pour a bottle of good whiskey over her grave, but first I would run it through my bladder.
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