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Its So Cold That ______

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Re: Its So Cold That ______

Post by daytime dave » Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:05 pm

The windchill here hit -30 f.
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Post by BigAl52 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:14 pm

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Atta boy RR keep those horses warm
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Post by BrokenolMarine » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:50 pm

^^^^^^^^^
That one instantly made me think of my daughter in OK.
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Re: Its So Cold That ______

Post by Mr Bill » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:03 pm

"Our words froze solid. We had to take em in the bunkhouse and put em
in a frying pan to thaw out just to hear what we were sayin"
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Re: Its So Cold That ______

Post by BrokenolMarine » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:02 pm

It was so cold that....
... When I went to meet my friend for lunch today, the windex in the cubby in the back of the truck door was FROZEN solid. :o Now that's cold. :lol:
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Re: Its So Cold That ______

Post by clovishound » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:29 am

Well, it's so cold in south Florida, that iguanas are falling out of trees.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/04/it ... trees.html
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Re: Its So Cold That ______

Post by TRock » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:30 pm

"It's so cold that we had to cut the piano up for fire wood. We only got two chords."

Then to beat it all , when I was eating breakfast my corn flakes turned in to frosted flakes.
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Re: Its So Cold That ______

Post by Cofisher » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:11 pm

Bah da bing!
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Re: Its So Cold That ______

Post by TRock » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:29 pm

Cofisher wrote:Bah da bing!
LOL...When I saw your post, I thought about one of my favorite one liners from back in the day..When Groucho Marx said, " I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas , I don't know" . Made an old man laugh, Thank you. :D
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