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My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

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My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by runnin n gunnin » Fri Feb 12, 2021 8:59 pm

A week ago, my Mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist"
She said it was the most evil book she had ever read.
So evil in fact, that she couldn't finish it, and took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.
I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it, and left it in the night table drawer by her bed . . . :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Rifletom » Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:03 pm

Ohh, man!! You Devil you! Oh wait a sec......
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Grunt67 » Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:29 pm

RNG, you're a man after my own heart. Like something I would do.
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by daytime dave » Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:50 pm

Now that is FUNNY.
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by BrokenolMarine » Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:01 pm

If that's true, your man card just got upgraded to platinum.
If it's not, it should be.
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by cooperhawk » Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:36 pm

My first MIL was a member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union. I drank beer and she broke up our marriage over it.
I always said I would pour a bottle of good whiskey over her grave, but first I would run it through my bladder. :D
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Koyote » Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:29 am

:o Definition of MIXED EMOTIONS: Watching your mother-in-law, go over the cliff in your new car/truck! :o
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by BigAl52 » Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:40 am

You must really like her. How bout a copy of the movie
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by brm4450 » Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:51 am

cooperhawk wrote:
Fri Feb 12, 2021 11:36 pm
My first MIL was a member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union. I drank beer and she broke up our marriage over it.
I always said I would pour a bottle of good whiskey over her grave, but first I would run it through my bladder. :D
Ouch now that is cold
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Re: My Mother In Law and the Exorcist

Post by Holiday009 » Mon Feb 15, 2021 12:06 pm

Oh that’s a good one 😂😂😂
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